:2 x2nie! here i am. sometimé feel so lonely. gue TwoNy :coax :upi :ipi :masipi :bih :said :salupe :péyék ,whatever you call me. n Wanna be your friend for better kind.

14 April 2006

joke [in] the job #2

seperti akhir cerita picisan yg udah bisa ditebak,
begitulah: bos gue terus ngasih solusi untuk mencoba membuka jalan lain.
"Sumpos penyakit lama ntuh? kambuh lagi? buang aja sekalian tempatnya"

kali ini aku melanggar peraturan.
eh enggak ding, bos gue melanggar peraturannya sendiri!
Yakni aku tanam prosedure SumPos ke dalam database,
padahal, aku bisa diomelin habis-habisan kalau naruh StoredProcedure dalam database.
oalah bos, :bos!

kalau aku protes..... enak aja bos jawab:
"kalau bisa dipersulit, kenapa harus dipermudah"
sambil ngeloyor aku nyeletuk, "Sumpos lu bos?"
kontan seisi ruangan pada ngakak, sambil berbisik 'hush!"
aku engga sadar dah kurangajar bilang "lu"
aku kejar, "kenapa?" jawab bos : "Sumpos bikin Sumpeg"

inilah resikonya jadi peserta didik : nurut aja.
tapi aku pura-pura enggak denger keluhannya.
aku telah belajar : "berbedalah, jika itu memang lebih baik"

74 Comments:

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